January 2012
3 posts
Mohandas Gandhi: Dear Customer who stuck up for... →
sweetupndown:
you thought I didn’t really notice. But I did. I wanted to high-five you.
Yesterday I had a pair of brothers in my store. One was maybe between 15-17. He was a wrestler at the local high school. Kind of tall, stocky and handsome. He had a younger brother, who was maybe about…
December 2011
7 posts
Tweed
Tweed
May 2011
1 post
February 2011
1 post
September 2010
1 post
May 2010
3 posts
Nobody tells you the truth. I once asked one of the ladies, ‘Did you ever have...
– Joan Rivers (via tylercoates)
April 2010
2 posts
March 2010
5 posts
No disrespect to Joy Division...
… but Control was ridiculously boring.
Willing the weekend to come sooner isn’t working…
kapi: My brilliant idea of never having to do... →
Since I hate doing dishes with a passion equivalent to a fat kid at an all you can eat buffet table, I came up with the following awesome solution:
2 Dishwashers
Before you dismiss me as crazy hear me out.
Once all of your dishes are dirty, put them all in dishwasher #1 and clean them up….
There are dishwashers that specifically tell you not to rinse dishes before putting them in.
Hoping to have a better day at work.
February 2010
9 posts
Lola Montez / Divas - The Site / The Little Extras... →
Whatever Lola wants, Lola gets.
Have One on Me
I think I’ve figured out why I find Have One on Me so intriguiing: it’s more opulently sexy than any of her previous works, which for an artist entrenched in a folk music style is quite a bold feat.
Learning Chinese languages makes you musical,... →
Found in-ear headphones.
No more having to listen to people talking around my desk.
January 2010
8 posts
Twins
“I don’t want to date a twin. I’ve been tricked before.” - Leslie Knope.
2.5 Hour Commute
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Conangate
Can this story be over now please?
December 2009
11 posts
Tilda Swinton
Please, I think we’d be good friends.
Werner Herzog's Rogue Film School →
I want to go to there.
I would like my listeners to be people who consciously think things over, who...
– Olga Neuwirth
Ugh.
Waking up at 6am to shovel snow is not fun. Gimme a bagel.
The War Against the Machines begins with the...
Things which are less worse than Nickleback
700 billion dollar bailouts
The situation in Darfur
Abortion